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Your Pattaya sex break has finally arrived!

YyyyeeeeeesssS!

You're showered, shaved and lookin' good. Time to hit the barz!

Barz! Barz! Barz!

Over 1,200 of ‘em currently, ranging from total s**t holes sporting a couple of burnt out fat girls wobbling about dangerously on a rusty pole, to Pattaya's finest, complete with a selection of Pattaya girls to make even the most stubborn of wrinkly old soldiers rear up and pay attention!

Yes, there’s never a dull moment on a Pattaya Sex Break.

But, a word to the wise, if I may?

Not wishing to sound too negative, but, this place can be overwhelming!

And, once you’ve had a bit of a dabble and experienced all its little delights, life’s just never the same again.

It’s addictive, and you WILL find yourself yearning to stay. And, unless you’re in the very fortunate financial position to be able to do so, you WILL ultimately find yourself dreaming up ways to be able to do it.

Every high season, 'November-March',we get a whole influx of fresh wannabes on a sex break, all chomping at the bit, bursting with enthusiasm and totally unable to control the desperate urge to cash in their chips and open what they perceive to be the next great Pattaya money spinner!

Yee hah!

And, having absolutely no idea what they're doing, or any relevant experience, what do they go and do?

That's right, blow their wad on a whim and open up yet another Pattaya bar!!!

And I might add, not even a kick in the ass later, what do we see?

That's right, burned out, chip-less shadows of their former selves packing up their failed dream, closing their doors and sadly returning to from whence they came

Moral of the story chaps?

Don’t open a bar!

Sure, Barz can be fun, 'IF', you know what you're doing, but certainly not 24-7!

My advice, just enjoy your sex break with our Pattaya girls and keep your hard earned in your pocket! And, should you ever decide that you do want to have a go at a business here, then park up for at least a year or two, learn the lingo and the rules of engagement before ever considering anything...

With around 80 Go-go Bars, 1,200 Lady Bars and an equally ridiculous amount of restaurants, in theory, you need never hit the same joint twice… And, speaking from a vast amount of experience, you probably won't want to anyway!

You see as well as having 80 Gogo Bars, 1,200 Lady Bars and countless restaurants, it's also estimated that depending on the time of year, there are anywhere between 30-50,000 Pattaya girls with varying looks, talent and experience, operating within the bar/restaurant/freelance scene at any given time.

Marvelous! 50k in Extremely Humpable Girls constantly on tap!

Quite the contrary actually! As out of that 50k, I'd conservatively estimate that well under 1k are actually TOP SHELF!

So in reality, unless you're quite happy banging away at something with less life in it than the local morgue, or alternatively, something that's had more C**K than Old McDonald's Chickens, then ultimately 'if you wan-em, you'll have to go seek-em out'! No easy task I might add and for a slightly apprehensive first timer, it can be an ordeal in itself!!

Why?

Well let me tell you...

Okay, let's say you're a Pattaya Virgin and you've booked a two week trip. You've now got approximately 14 days, 2,000 venues and only 50,000 Pattaya bar girls to work your way through!

Statistically, you may as well write off your first week, as realistically speaking you have absolutely No idea where to to go, what to look for, or for that matter, what's going on!!

Conclusion: Enormous disappointment!

But it doesn't have to be that way, all is not lost, as here at Angels Villa all the guess work and disappointments are taken out of the equation, our girls are guaranteed to please in every sense of the word! Which means that from DAY 1 all our fellow little deviants are up, running, and getting exactly what they're here for!!!

Let's take your average Thailand Sex Holiday:

You book a cheap flight, park up in a shoebox on one of the cheesier back street Sois and spend your time trawling the low life bars never quite sure what you’re going to end up with and more importantly if it is actually female!

Well if that’s your trip, which I'm sure it's isn't, then I’m afraid you’re in the wrong website!

Everything we do here at Angels Villa is about enjoyment, living life to its fullest and literally squeezing every drop of effervescence this wonderful place has to offer!

From the delightful girls with whom we choose to spend our time, to the fine establishments we choose to spend it in, it’s always about enjoyment, comfort and exclusivity!

As I've said many times, Pattaya now has two facets, the seedy Thailand sex holiday environment and its far more upmarket exclusive end. The seedy side can in fact be quite unpleasant as well as at times quite dangerous. But, you need not worry yourselves unduly, as during your stay with us, you won't be unnecessarily exposed to the negative side of things. It can be interesting to see, but more advisable to avoid direct contact.

But again, there really is no need to concern yourselves with this, as there are in fact many, many wonderful places here in which to enjoy yourselves and, we always make damn sure that you’re in one of them!

Angels Villa not just a Thailand sex holiday, but a lifestyle

Age and looks, something every middle aged first timer worries over…

But, believe it or not, Pattaya girls really aren’t that concerned about your looks or your age.

As an integral part of 'Thai culture' it's actually considered perfectly normal and completely acceptable for a young Thai girl to be with a man many years her senior. And, you'll regularly see well to do middle aged Thai men sporting a super model proudly on their arm...

It's actually a status symbol, and by having a babe hanging off his arm everyone knows he's got a few quid, a bit like Hollywood I suppose! And what this means in effect is, she has chosen wisely.

She's found someone well able to provide for her, as well as assist her family, which in turn is considered infinitely more practical and sensible for a beautiful young Pattaya girl to do. Whereas, hooking up with a pot-less young guy sporting bulging biceps and a rippling hairdo could perhaps be considered rather foolish!

So, just enjoy your single man holiday and please don’t concern yourselves over your hair, lack of it, your looks, lack of them, looking too old, too fat, looking dumb, or even the size of your equipment as the ridiculous outdated western prejudices that we're all so used to, simply don't exist on a he man holiday here in Pattaya.

Although age and looks aren’t the be all and end all, personal hygiene is! Therefore showering regularly is a definite must as it’s nearly always hot and muggy. Most Thais shower at least twice a day and 'ALWAYS' before love making.

It's probably also worth mentioning that Pattaya girls really aren't that keen on body hair. So, if you want to keep 'em sweet, keep it clean and keep it neat!

So, why are we so proud to be one of the Best Kept Pattaya Secrets?

Because, Angels Villa's excellent reputation is built on luxury, privacy, discretion and exclusivity, a proven formula to ensure our guests receive exactly what they’re looking for!

Peace, tranquility and the facility to relax and enjoy themselves in an environment uninterrupted by the hustle and bustle of busy city life…

Located in one of Pattaya's top exclusive developments, Fantasy Villa has all the essential attributes required to enjoy yourselves to the full in an atmosphere of sheer tranquility.

Booking your holiday in central Pattaya may at first seem a very attractive proposition, but believe me, after the first few days you WILL need somewhere to find a little peace, and because Pattaya city is now becoming so developed towards tourism, you'll actually find that there isn’t actually anywhere left to find any!

That’s why here at Angels villa we have the best of both worlds. All the refinements of a luxury tropical vacation, with all the trimmings to be found only a short taxi ride away.

Angels Villa the best of the Pattaya Secrets!!

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